the critics are saying about the
surfboards for sale...
Who needs to walk on fire, when
you can walk on water.
The deck was griping, the glide is
awesome. Two ten-inch fins up, way up.
(Siskel) & Ebert
This board is exquisite. It
combines grace, compassion and has an artistic flair. It
gives meaning to my life and spontaneity to my thoughts.
One ride sparked my creativity, and that night I created
Surfus Erectus, 100,000 B.C.
Hydro-dynamic design. Smooth ride.
This is the best product we have ever reviewed.
I will sell my yachts and replace
them with this wondrous board.
The best stick I have ever
When we first took the Stealth
plans to design this board, we found it would start to
shake at about Mach 1. Now with this design, we can
exceed Mach 6.
This board has saved me thousands
of dollars in signing bonuses. I just let free agents
and draft picks have one ride and they ink my contract,
no questions asked.
Team Rider, Bobby
More landing area than our
flagship aircraft carrier.
Admiral, US Navy
I created this board. Lovingly
hand-shaped it. Put my soul into this art. It was
perfect. I have tried to create another equal to it…
but to no avail. But when I do, if I can achieve
perfection again, I will retire, if not I will just have
to paint the Sistine Chapel. Leonardo (da shredder)
the long board.
I was a serious method actor until
I rode this.
Now you know where I got my
Just shred baby, shred.
If I would of ridden this when I
was conquering, I would have been known as 'Atilla the
Atilla the Hun
When I first rode this, I forgot
to tape it; I should have recorded my only ride. I never
forgot to record again: from that point on, I taped
God, it's good. God, it's great.
Now I know why I created Sunday.
My new book will be the “Power
and the Gory.”
We could all get along if we each
had one of these.
Veni. Vedi. Vici.
First Roman Surfer
the long board.
And I just wanna know: Was it
the soles of my feet... or was it a feat of my soul?
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